Its been a while hasn’t it? *scratches back of head*
Ugh, its almost Christmas, so I get to be lazy. Plus, busy with stuff for mai other site xD
seriously, thats it.
nothing else to say..
Go back to your life
Thats right, go, navigate to another page.
Are you still here?
You aren’t very good at following orders are you?
I should throw a shoe at you.
Sparkles are nice.
Or I should toss you a cookie to keep you occupied
or maybe not
or nail polish remover
just because Yumi left it at my house
or I can throw a rock
or even better
and even better
an ice chunk!
AND EVEN BETTER!
Or a cup of water.
And then leave you to freeze outside.
what if I told you that I’ll shoot you all if you keep reading?
You’re still here aren’t you?
You know what, I don’t even care anymore.
I’ll just play with my ducktape
and grow mushrooms
and take over the world while I’m at it.
Okay, just seeing if you were paying attention.
Are you bored yet?
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I kidnapped a Wii
I’m playing Sengoku Musou 3 on it
I don’t understand it
because its all in Japanese
I need a giant candycane
well that was random
You gone yet?
I still don’t care, btw.
this is the end
go on with your life
if it even exists
or I really will toss you outside in a blizzerd
Santa scares me.
he has a beard
and he’s fat
and he knows
where you live
and he goes into people’s houses..
an obvious attempt at distraction is flying in!
OH DEAR GOD!
IS THAT A PIANO?!
that doesn’t work when I’m typing, does it?
if it worked
*is not met with silence*
I’ll highlight your face into a rainbow
and I’ll make sure you can’t get out even with your escape skillz
“I have escape skillz?”
Shut up, yes you do
I should make like you and shut up..