Because I need to collect these and express them in a more effective way than ranting at a quickly flattening can of cream soda.
1) Lying Reviewers
When a really bad fic has a completely disproportionate review count. Especially when they’re all positive. >:C
2) Terrible Capitalization
Why are your “I”s dotted? I was certain that was a period. Why is there some convoluted geometric sequence in the seemingly random capitalization?
What are you doing. It is proper writing, not chatting on skype. If you can’t describe ^w^ properly, that should tell you something.
4) RP A/Ns
Stop talking to your characters, especially in the terrible script RP format so often applied.
Aurua: What, but I thought you liked talking to me? WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN? QQ
Maya: Holy shit, all the OOC. Hold up… I’m speaking to a figment of my imagination. *runs off sadly*
Maya: *comes back* Aurua, move to the next one. *rushes off again*
5) Self Insertion
There are some fandoms utterly plagued by this for no reason at all. Most of the time, it’s some sassy modern minded female that has the same skillset as the characters.
Of course, there is no alteration to the storyline, nor relationships.
6) POV Hopping
WHO THE FLYING FU-
I mean, how do we get a emotional attachment to a character if you’re interrupting flow every 200 words to POV change?
6) Herding Sues
Because, apparently, if everyone’s a Sue, no one is!
This only works in certain settings, and most often, this is not done well. (We all know I love a good curb stomp battle, and generally OP and Godmoding from characters. I love them.)
7) Bolded Paragraphs
It burns my retinas (or what is left)
8) Text Walls
I can’t figure out where the next line starts by the time I’m 120 words in. Just unable to get through it.
Bonus tears if used in junction with 7.
9) Rebellious Attire
NO ONE. NO. ONE. WEARS BLACK CARGO PANTS WITH CHAINS HANGING FROM THEM, TRENCH COAT WITH LARGE BUCKLES, CHOKER, AND GOTHIC MOTIF T-SHIRTS AND STILL WALK AROUND A TRAIN STATION.
Oh my god, who does that except for the intellectually unsound?
10) Arbitrary Foreign Language
I once witnessed a fanfic set in reality AU (aka, Hunter X Hunter verse) where a tribal people used Japanese honorifics.
And injection of Japanese (and others, but my fandoms are anime ._.) into English speech when it is understood they are speaking in native tongue when English is used.
I’m not against using random languages in fics. After all, I’m totally in love with a vampire who swears up a storm in Romanian and no one understands anything he says when he does.
11) Misusage Overdose
I saw some pretty terrible uses of “vis a vis”.
T’was accentuated by it’s application seven times in 8000 words.
12) Obscurity Overdose
I saw this used properly, but way too much. It’s too uncommon a word to use so much. Geez. Twice in a paragraph is horrifying.
13) Thought Indicators
/THIS INDICATES THOUGHT/
\THIS INDICATES MY DISPLEASURE\
|THIS INDICATES FLOW DISRUPTION|
14) Misfitted Naming
Because in ancient China, who the flying flip names their child Alexis?
And, “Alexis” was related to canon, Liujing named characters.
15) Word Dye
Bluenette is not a word.
Nor is pinkette.
16) Misleading Summary
The summary, beautiful grammar, passable syntax, interesting plot.
The actual writing quality is so much worse.
17) Uninformative Summary
“Read and find out”
18) Ready-Made Outfit/Ready-Made Outfit, With Sharpies
Her clothing looked just like ________!
Her clothing looked just like ________ but blue and a little ripped at the ends!
It’s like a template they’re getting this shit from.
Don’t do it obviously, anyway.
Besides, 90% of the time, the descriptions of the the bashed character are just narrow minded conceptions by the author and are generally false or unproven.
I’d just kill them off quietly in a corner. They don’t deserve screen time anyway.
20) Terrible Usernames
I think BrokenDemonessAngel speaks for itself. If not, I will give you a lengthy paragraph on the shortcomings.
21) Egoless Summary
They claim to be bad at summaries, what is to stop them from being bad at other things?
And saying “first fanfic!” makes it seem like you’re a noob, rather than a newbie.
And just claiming that it’s not that good, how is it worth my time if you don’t believe in it?
22) Naturally Occurring Wigs/ Contacts
Shifting colours is not allowed.
Shades? Fine. Tones? Where applicable. Hues? In the same family.
Special Mention to:
~ Outgrowing Fanfics
I remember loving a fanfiction, and loving it. Something that sailed a ship or dragged me into a fandom, or that one story that had me addicted to fanfiction.
And here I am, feeling old, and wanting to make myself feel all sentimental and nostalgic when suddenly, I realize that I can barely read the piece anymore. I’m finding flaws in the grammar, in prose, in plot. It all was so much more beautifully worded in my head.
So, feeling even older, I click the back button.
This shall be supplemented by subsequent posts as I come up with more irritants.
This entry was posted on February 21, 2013 by Syndethia. It was filed under On Anime, On General Socialization, Ranting, Tips and Such and was tagged with anime, Fanfiction, Fanfiction Peeves, literature, maries, Peeves, Summaries, Summary, Writing Pet Peeves.